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Oliver Stone Land

ANNOUNCER

He showed you conspiracy in JFK, rebellion in the Doors, greed in Wall Street, the agony of war in Platoon, and more agony of war in Born on the Fourth of July.

OLIVER STONE

Hi, I'm Oliver Stone. And this summer, I invite you to witness my latest creation...

ANNOUNCER

It's Oliver Stoneland!

STONE

Welcome to the future site of Oliver Stoneland, my own amusement park. Let me be your host as I usher you through reality...my reality. A magical place, where the objective is not to escape... but to confront.

Inspired by my hit film The Doors is a feverishly psychotic maze called Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride. It's an enhanced trip through depression, self-delusion and crazed ego mania. I wanted everyone to feel the fire that is Morrison.

Stone pats too short tyke on head.

That's alright... you can get on, you little Lizard King.

Hehehehe, at Oliver Stoneland, we question authority.

ANNOUNCER

Each bathtub fits a family of four. But beware, this ride may remove your will to live.

YOUNG MORRISON

Break on through... Break on through...

INDIAN

I am an Indian, but I also represent death...

PAM

No, Jim, no...

MORRISON

Give me some death...
Come on...Come on...

DRINKING MORRISON

The only way out is death.

SKELETAL MORRISON

I'm not really dead!

STONE

Morrision was the lifeblood of a generation that was sucked down the bathtub drain of the apathic seventies and into the materialistic cesspool of the next decade. But the ride is a gas.

If you're into communications, why not try Talk Radio Town, where you and your family can broadcast your very own radio show... and get killed afterwords.

But if it's musical merriment that you want, don't miss Platunes, a rabblerousing salute to a war we've never stopped fighting, as performed by the Combat Rollers. And with show stopping numbers like Viet Wow, who's going to protest?

Combat Rollers sing:

Viet High, Viet Low
Viet Stop, Viet Go
Viet Then, Viet Now
Viet Voom, Viet Wow!

STONE

The Combat Rollers are true professionals; they're cynical, angry, fed up, and great skaters. I was very lucky to find them.
 
 

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