ANNOUNCER
It's time once again for Ask Manson, starring America's
favorite answer man, Charles Manson.
Our first letter comes from Beth Delmonte from Wichita,
Kansas:
"Dear Charles, I have three rambunctious
children. How do you remove a tomato stain from a Persian rug?î
MANSON
You canít get a stain out! You think Iím the stain, they
say Charlie is a stain and they tried to rub me out and put me in a jail cell, only
you donítÖ you just spread me around more! Iím inside your children, Iím a stain
all out there in the world... Iím not just locked up, youíre locked up in the prision.
Iím free, Iím fr.. IímÖ. (starts flapping his arms) floating around and looking around.
I like it up here.
[pauses]
You should try some lemon juice.
ANNOUNCER
Ask Manson was brought to you by Happy Children's Toys,
fun for children of all ages.
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ANNOUNCER
It's time once again for Ask Manson, starring America's
favorite answer man, Charles Manson.
Our first letter comes from Ronald Gardener from Siaupset,
New York, who writes:
"Dear Mr. Manson, how come the muffler on
my 1954 Chevy keeps making a hissing sound?"
MANSON
Hiss hiss hiss that's my sound, that's the sound of me...
I'm out there, I'm inside your muffler, you don't like it but that's too late, I
already got inside. I don't shut up, th...they tried to shut me up, but I'm a big
mouth like Martha Raye! I'm a Bing Crosby fan, I'm not a Beatles fan. I got friends
out there, they got icepicks and they're going... when you hear me, you better gegock
de brock gock
[yells unintelligibly]
[pauses]
I'd check your muffler's seal.
ANNOUNCER:
Ask Manson was brought to you by Happy Children's Toys.
