Commercial Break 1:
ANNOUNCER:
"The Grungies" is brought to you by Grady's Oats
Instant Oatmeal.
BRIMLEY:
Look at this stuff: sugar, dye, junk. All the science in
the world wonít help you when youíre up against 100 percent natural goodness. The
people at Gradyís Oats Instant Oatmeal use only all natural ingredients: whole grains,
raisins, tender young oat buds; and the little oat buds, they say "No, donít
take me, Iím so tender!" But they do! They take them, and they put them right
in their hands and then the oat buds go "No, no!"
"YES, weíre taking you because youíre tender, weíre
going to take you and crush you, crush you ëcause youíre dirty; YOUíRE DIRTY AND
YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED!"
[pause]
Gradyís Oats Instant Oatmeal: A delicious way to eat and
a nutritious way to live.
Commercial Break 2:
BRIMLEY:
Ya know, this old house has been in our family for generations.
For about as long as we've been serving Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal with every breakfast.
I live here all alone now, just like my Uncle Ray before me. Well they say that he
used to like to wait 'til it was really late at night, then he'd slip into a pink
taffeta gown and fill his panties with piping hot Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal. Then
he'd dance around the backyard in the moon light, stare into the neighbors' windows,
and tell filthy stories to their animals. They say on a moonlit night, you can still
see him out there dancing.
Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal: It's a delicious way to eat
and a nutritious way to live.
(He eats a spoonful)
ANNOUNCER:
Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal: Available in fine stores
everywhere.
DIRECTOR:
Cut.
BRIMLEY:
This stuff is hard! It's hard as a rock! This stuff's harder
than Chinese arithmetic! I'm supposed to sit here all day and eat hard oatmeal? I'll
be in my trailer; somebody get the producer on the phone!
Transcribed by Feldamundo
Grady's Oats